Everybody look at me, me!!

Hey check me out!  I've had my hair done.  You like?  I had a lovely day with Sarah, she washed and clipped, crimped and preened, chatted about holidays - Cornwall out of season v the kennels, she gave me snacks and drinks, chatted about girls - not bothered I said I happy single with my family (also I have no bits!).  I had a chat with the Bedlington Terriers nice Chaps they were.  All in all I feel so much better - no more bad hair days for me for a while.  I couldn't understand why mummy laughed though I look rather like the rather swish and swave Poirot.  What do you think?

No more comb overs for a while.

Oh my I have a bob!  Look at my ears.!

Mummy just give me the cheese - pleeeeese.

The Sphinx

Sending you all lots of love - Diane this is for you - my heart shaped patch.

I am not staying here any longer, give me the cheese or I will cry.

Look at my manly chest hairs - ignore the bald patches please.

Any good?  As i'm posting all about me I thought I might tell you about all the names I have.  My mummy will have told you that my name is Dylan but that isn't the only name I go by.  Here are just a few that I get called.  You ready there's a lot.

Dyl
Dilly
Dyl Pickle
Dylster

Muss
Mussy
Mussy Muss Muss
Mussymoomoo
Moo Moo

William

Stink
Stinky

I think I also get called some that a dog is not allowed to repeat.  They're the ones when I have been rolling in poo, getting under feet of people carrying huge piles of washing (its a sign you know, it means they are going OUTSIDE) and when I have taken a shoe and hidden it especially when its a school shoe and the lift has arrived.

All in all I love my names and yes I do answer to them all.  The only name I am not keen on is my real name, you know, the Kennel Club name, the posh silly name that never ever gets used.  Do you want to know what it is?  Get ready you will laugh your socks off, my owners do.  I will reveal it after my last photo. 

This is my I have now had enough now face.

 

The big reveal my real name, my posh name, my kennel club name is:-

JUNGLE BOOK ERIC CANTONA

Have your socks come off yet.  Good night

Love Dyl X

Mummy says she takes no responsibility for the above name it was the fault of my breeders, lovely, lovely people but a man mad about Manchester United and a lady in love with all things Disney.  Oh me Oh my!  Eric Cantona is rather handsome tho, at least I didn't get called Rooney Tinkerbell that would have been too much for me to bear.